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- Sorry about the stretch marks, Mum
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- Mums: they're like Dads, only prettier and less hairy
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- Mum, you're so much better than Dad. And you smell nicer.
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- Mum, thanks for providing love that is as never-ending as your voicemails
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- Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Muuuuummmmm
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- Congratulations on giving birth to a legend
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- I smile because you're my Mum. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
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- You're so lucky to have such a handsome, well rounded, smart and funny child. No wonder I'm your favourite.
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- You're so lucky to have such a beautiful, well rounded, smart and funny child. No wonder I'm your favourite.
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- You're one of my favourite parents
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- You were right. There. I said it.
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- Thanks for teaching me to use the toilet (it has proved to be an invaluable life skill)
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- Thanks for putting up with me
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- Thanks for not feeding me to a shark or selling me to the circus. I know it was a real possibility
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- Thank you for not embarrassing me on Facebook
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- Thank you for being Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny
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- Sorry about your other child. At least you have me.
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- Sorry I made your hair go grey
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- Sorry I haven't moved out yet
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- No matter what life throws at you, at least you don't have ugly children
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