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Time to drink champagne and dance on the table
Lovely jubbly - crack open the bubbly!
You bought a house? Shut the front door!
You're beginning to look a lot like grandma
Break a leg! (Figuratively, not literally)
Congratulations on the birth of your twins. Our thoughts are with your vagina at this time.
Congratulations on the birth of your little girl. Our thoughts are with your vagina at this time.
Congratulations on finding an absurdly overpriced place to live
I'm so glad you're having a baby. And I'm not.
You bought a house! (Which room is mine?)
You're escaping this shit hole! (Take me with you?)
Congratulations on the birth of your little boy. Our thoughts are with your vagina at this time.
Shit just got real
Congratulations on making a tiny human
Designated Getaway Car Driver
It's about time you got a proper job
Hoo fucking ray
You are fucking awesome
Whenever you feel like quitting, remember why you started