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I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
We'd be a normal couple if it wasn't for you
It's pretty cool that we've been married for however long we've been married
I don't care what everyone else says. I think you're OK
Being married to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying