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Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
I licked you, so you're mine now
Love sucks. True love swallows.
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
I love you, you enormously stubborn pain in the ass
This Christmas card has no glitter on it. You're welcome