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I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by some guy who wore sandals
I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
Wishing you a Happy Birthday! (From an appropriate distance)
Being married to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
I love how we don't need to say out loud that I'm your favourite child