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Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by some guy who wore sandals
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
You thought you'd escaped a Lockdown Birthday, didn't you?
You're the best Mum in the world! (Although my frame of reference is limited)
At least being in isolation means you don't have to share your cake! Happy Birthday