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I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by some guy who wore sandals
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
You thought you'd escaped a Lockdown Birthday, didn't you?
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
Wishing you a Happy Birthday! (From an appropriate distance)
There's nobody else I'd rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to