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I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by some guy who wore sandals
I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
I love how we don't need to say out loud that I'm your favourite child
There's nobody else I'd rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to
Obligatory Father's Day card
This birthday card isn't late! (It's just really really early for next year...)