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I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by some guy who wore sandals
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
Wishing you a Happy Birthday! (From an appropriate distance)
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
This birthday card isn't late! (It's just really really early for next year...)
You're the best Mum in the world! (Although my frame of reference is limited)