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I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
I licked you, so you're mine now
We go together like drunk and disorderly
It's pretty cool that we've been married for however long we've been married
Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore