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I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you this last year, and how excited I am to continue.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. But then I remember that I put up with you. So I guess we're even
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other
I'm so glad that we got drunk and had sex
Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Sometimes I want to sit on your face. Sometimes I want to hold a pillow on your face.
We go together like drunk and disorderly
Being married to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying
I licked you, so you're mine now
Happy Father's Day! (I must have cost you a fortune over the years but I think I'm worth it!)