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Our greeting cards are perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic, cheeky humour! If you browse our full range you’ll find hilarious cards for everyone, for every occasion.

 All our cards are printed on high quality white 290gsm card – they are a matt finish, not gloss – and are A6 size (just under 4 inches by 6 inches). Each card is printed to order, in full colour where appropriate, and all are supplied with a plain white 100gsm envelope. Printing each card to order means that – unlike a lot of other card companies – we can add your own message to the inside, personalise the outside, or make something completely custom for you! The possibilities are endless…

 All cards are supplied blank inside unless you tell us otherwise. Cards are packaged in plain paper bags – we’re doing our best to reduce single use plastics – and then posted in secure board back envelopes. All our packaging can be recycled (or reused by you!).

 Once an order is placed, we aim to post within 1-3 working days. Domestic items are sent Second Class – Royal Mail estimates delivery within 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days for delivery, especially at peak times. We can send your card anywhere in the world – in this instance please allow up to 28 working days for your card to reach you (it’s usually a lot quicker but sometimes those folks in Customs take a while to process mail)

 Please do get in touch with any comments, questions or ideas for more cards – we’re all ears (well, not literally – that would be a bit weird!). We aim to answer all messages as quickly as possible.

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 As seen on Stylist.co.uk: http://www.stylist.co.uk/life/the-funniest-anti-valentines-day-cards

Notable.ca: http://notable.ca/16-valentines-day-cards-that-dont-make-us-want-to-throw-up/

gurl.com: http://www.gurl.com/2017/02/03/anti-valentines-cards-you-need-if-you-hate-romance/

Buzzfeed: https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/valentines-day-cards-for-people-who-hate-all-that-mushy?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeed&ref=bffbbuzzfeed

Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/25-hilariously-honest-mothers-day-cards-to-give-your-partner-in-parenting_us_590a522be4b02655f843fb9d?fbclid=IwAR2bejflm9GoDx772vYi-Lp-1mTY1pm-TTCaHJjflhYnCzC9NvcWxRxRQOg